Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)
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Toothpaste For Dinner by Drew [website | tumblr | twitter]
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Toothpaste For Dinner by Drew [website | tumblr | twitter]
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
its funny how if you go to tumblr.com it leads you to the sign up page
and its all pretty with art in the background and the stats and like wowwe doesnt this site look cool
but then you click “already a member? sign in”
and it leads you to
this dark blue depressing page like “you already know how fucking terrible this site is going to be towards your mental health and social life we dont need to make it pretty youre already too deep”
*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok
this post is so canadian
i live in texas
you’re definitely Canadian
IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN
One of us, one of us.
WHATS GOING ON
ONE OF US, ONE OF US.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED

‘that’s not real music’
ok what would you classify as real music
do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a fucking bonfire chanting a rain dance tune is that real enough for you you stupid pretentious bitch
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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calloffthesearchshescominghome:
my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside